THREE IN ONE DAY!
Regarding someone he didn't like:
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest yo' bed!"
Not knowing the answer to a question:
"Let me ask you a question," " How many pigs can tap dance on the head of a pin?"
About something smelly:
"Smells worse than a skunk in a sour berry patch!" (Jake's mom said that one, she's from TN, a Southern Baptist)
4 comments:
do you make these things up?? they're just too much!! lol :)
You lie you make these up when you make poopies in the morning!!!! EWW
Mange moi Mathieu.
I say....
There is waste in haste.....
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